st. patrick's day

things my roomate christopher said in a conversation with a girl last night.

"free market economy. that's what they need."

"in the middle? listen, you're not peanut butter or jelly."

"i don't know what i'm thinking. i'm like mahatma gandhi."

"what are you talking about? you should drop it. like it's hot."

"i'm never helpful. i'm like TFs at harvard."